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"It's their idea of cute."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Two portraits kissing each other

Caliologist

Man and woman buying furniture.

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Dog Love.

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Curtains haberdashery

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"