Dog-lover's Decorator T-Shirts

Meet the Artist.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog Love.

'It's all about location, location, location!'

Dog Bookends

"Now that's art!"

A topiary doghouse

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"It's their idea of cute."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Trophy dog stick

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

"You must be the underground artist."

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

House cat scratching everything but scratching post.

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

"Not too shabby! Comes with its own ensuite!"

'You spoil that dog.'