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'You spoil that dog.'

A topiary doghouse

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Face Painting.

Pinata Trophies

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

The Hammer

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I wanted a change in decor.'