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'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I love these old decorations!"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Face Painting.

'The roof needs icing.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Redecorating Easter Island.