Cozy Decorator T-Shirts

Melting Snow Trophies

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Yoga classes door.

Shelter Cat Nap

"I love these old decorations!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Pinata Trophies

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Mice Cream

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."