Cozy Decorator Pillows

Melting Snow Trophies

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Shelter Cat Nap

"I love these old decorations!"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Mice Cream

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'