Casual Decorator Pillows

Christmas decorations.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Great British Eccentrics.

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Yoga classes door.

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

'The roof needs icing.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

That every day look.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"