Casual Decorator Pillows

Christmas decorations.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Great British Eccentrics.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Can that be right?"

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Hammer

'The roof needs icing.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

That every day look.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Mice Cream

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."