Colorful Decorator Pillows

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Happy National Pride Month

"The lighthouse keepers wife is a keen interior designer."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Home depot."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Filet minion

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Happy Turkey Day!

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Face Painting.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Can that be right?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Pinata Trophies

'The roof needs icing.'

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."