Artful Decorator Pillows

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Shelter Cat Nap

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Face Painting.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'