Colorful Decorator Prints

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Happy National Pride Month

"The lighthouse keepers wife is a keen interior designer."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Christmas Tree

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

Painting the Ceiling

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Happy Turkey Day!

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Can that be right?"

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Face Painting.

The Hammer

'The roof needs icing.'