Doggie Decorator Pillows

'You spoil that dog.'

A topiary doghouse

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Face Painting.

"Can that be right?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Pinata Trophies

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables