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Caleb at work

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Shelter Cat Nap

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Tedious Romantic.

Two portraits kissing each other

Toys

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Curtains haberdashery

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'