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Caleb at work

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Shelter Cat Nap

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Toys

Tedious Romantic.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."