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'Why, yes, I'm very interested in aluminum diding for my home...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Toys

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Curtains haberdashery

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"