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"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

Toys

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Tree house.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

A dolls house with a working chimney.

"It's their idea of cute."

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

Caleb at work

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

No, it doesn't come furnished.

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

Pyramid Dog House.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'