Doghouse Designer Mugs

No, it doesn't come furnished.

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Toys

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"It's their idea of cute."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Dog House Hunters

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

Trophy dog stick

Birdhouse Shapes

Pyramid Dog House.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

"How much we talking for a deck?"

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'