Innovative Doghouse Designer T-Shirts

"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Toys

'It's all about location, location, location!'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"It's their idea of cute."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

Birdhouse Shapes

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

Dog House Hunters

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Pyramid Dog House.

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

"How much we talking for a deck?"

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'