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"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Toys

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"It's their idea of cute."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

No, it doesn't come furnished.

Oh wow. Love your work.

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Dog House Hunters

Birdhouse Shapes

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

I wouldn't make an offer until you get the inspector's report. For sale.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

Pyramid Dog House.

"How much we talking for a deck?"

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'