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'I owe more than it's worth.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

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"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Cat king.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

The brain of a dog.

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

Keep Off The Hay

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Dog's Loo

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Pavlov's Dream.

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'