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Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Rex talks about his life goals.

'He was in perfect health until you gave him that rabies shot three years ago.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Cat king.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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A day in the life of a dog.

The brain of a dog.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.