Dog Daydreamers Gifts

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Rex talks about his life goals.

'He was in perfect health until you gave him that rabies shot three years ago.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat king.

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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A day in the life of a dog.

The brain of a dog.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Keep Off The Hay

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Dog's Loo

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.