Doggie Daydreamer Gifts

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

'Is it just me or are we getting more wind lately?'

Books for dogs dealing with life issues.

The brain of a dog.

Non-working dog, please help

Extra-strength flea collar.

'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

'Look he's depressed because he can't pick up the Sunday paper with all the supplements,'

'Id prefer to tell you my age in human years.'

Abominable Snow Dog.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'It's times like this that I wish I was taller.'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

Dog's Loo

"I'm sick too."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

DOGGIE DREAMS

Training the dog to use a litter box.

"I may want to sit. Just give me a chance to process this."

Zebra crossing with dog.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Man bites dog...haha, good one!'

"Just tell me he still doesn't have that darn frisbee!"

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"But what if I don't want to be rescued?"

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I wonder how much she gets for those."

Dog Park Afternoon

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'