Doggie Dreamer Gifts

You must be this tall to sleep on the bed

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Dogs can dream too.

"I want a pony!"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Creator's Block

Labrador for sale

'Good dog!'

The brain of a dog.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Keep Off The Hay

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"