Doggo Dreamers Gifts

"It's me, Jess from college. I hang-glided into a mountainside earlier and for some reason I'd really like to chase a frisbee right now."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dogs can dream too.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Creator's Block

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

The brain of a dog.

'Good dog!'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Keep Off The Hay

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.