Doggy Dreamer Gifts

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"Bath time!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dogs can dream too.

Cat king.

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

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'Good dog!'

The brain of a dog.

A day in the life of a dog.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Keep Off The Hay

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.