Doggy Daydreamer Gifts

"Are they still following us?"

Think Big

PET THEORIES

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

The Adventures of Balloon Dog

Hounds of Heck!

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Veterinary Surgeon

'I don't think I've ever had 'my day' either.' (Every dog has its day.)

'Stop panting there's not enough air.'

'Will you be long?'

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Do you know how long we've been sitting here, in doggy years?'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Am I missing something here?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

"See, Barbara? I told you to walk faster or I wouldn't get the spot I wanted."

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your puppy is?"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Cat king.

Dogs can dream too.

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'