Doggy Daydreamers Gifts

"After a long career of eating his homework, I've retired as a consultant to his paper shredder."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Cat king.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

The brain of a dog.

A day in the life of a dog.

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Keep Off The Hay

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

When Pugs dream.

Dog's Loo

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'