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"After a long career of eating his homework, I've retired as a consultant to his paper shredder."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat king.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

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"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

A day in the life of a dog.

The brain of a dog.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Keep Off The Hay

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?