Dog Daydreamer Pillows

Today stocks fell on news that no one really has a clue why stocks rise and fall.

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

Pavlov's Dream.

'You advertised for a dog-walker?'

Veterinary Management Practice Consultants

Walking the Dog.

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'I think that human beings would die out and only dogs would be left.'

Man's Best Friend: Love and Food

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Dog dreams of dinner.

Trapped Shepherd

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Dog Igloo

Describe yourself.

'Just think - if he was a greyhound you could have been blotto ten minutes ago!'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Hold on, it's raining: If we ask to go outside now, we won't be allowed back in...'

I have to go, dummy!

'Do you have to interrupt at a time like this?'

'They want me to exercise- so get me a squirrel to chase.'

When Pugs dream.

'It happened so gradually I never noticed that somewhere along the line they turned me into a lapdog.'

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

'Has he been watching an awful lot of TV?'

"What happened to us? Things got weird during COVID is what happened to us."

Keep Off The Hay

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint