Doghouse Daydreamer Pillows

'I owe more than it's worth.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Cat king.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

The brain of a dog.

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When Pugs dream.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Dog's Loo

Pavlov's Dream.

Non-working dog, please help

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'