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"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat king.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

The brain of a dog.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?