Pet Door Designer T-Shirts

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

Yoga classes door.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"The cat was there."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'Next please.'

No, it doesn't come furnished.

Oh wow. Love your work.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Evolving Door.

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

X-Ray toilets.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Bob's Apartment

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

Pyramid Dog House.

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

"How much we talking for a deck?"

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

House cat scratching everything but scratching post.

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'