Door Designer T-Shirts

Bob's Apartment

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"We can't agree on a size."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

Macho man body building club.

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Escher flat-pack furniture

The Eclectic Chair

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Decorating on a shoestring'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Walsh Miniatures