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"You rang?"

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

Painting the Ceiling

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Macho man body building club.

"That's still too high"

Cat being licked by plant.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Flower lamp.

"This one will go with everything,

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'The old one fell apart.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Feng Sushi

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Non Drip Paint

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'