Door Decor Lover Gifts

"You rang?"

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

Painting the Ceiling

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Macho man body building club.

Cat being licked by plant.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"This one will go with everything,

Flower lamp.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"That's still too high"

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'The old one fell apart.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Feng Sushi

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Non Drip Paint

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'