Door Decor Admirer Gifts

New Home

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The knights of the round accent table"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

Macho man body building club.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"You need a hobby."

Painting and decorating

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'Termites!'

"You rang?"

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

Louise Brooks caricature

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'This place is so bright and airy compared to the cave I live in now!'

Evolving Door.

Man sat on egg-timer toilet

"I'm on Tinderhooks waiting to see what he's like."

Beware of Static Electricity

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

When bargain hunters crack.

A businessman sits behind a desk with a nameplate on it that reads "The Definitive Arnold Prescott".

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

Prison decorating

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

The best way to teach the cat how to read?