Interior Design Admirer Gifts

'This place is so bright and airy compared to the cave I live in now!'

'Coach is in a meeting. He's going over patterns with his receivers.'

"You need a hobby."

Painting and decorating

"Yes, it is unusual wallpaper. I bought it to remind my husband to stay out of jail."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Painting the Ceiling

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Early Colour TV

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Fittd shēt

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Waiting Room Quarterly

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'