Interior Decor Enthusiast Gifts

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'It's a thousand pities you had to miss those final weeks of your upholstery class.'

This one has six USB ports, firewire, a powerful 2000 MHz chipset, AND it'll match your Regency wallpaper, Madam.

Vanity headboards.

'when we had the three piece suite made to measure, you should have let me do the 'english to metric' conversion!'

"We're here to see the light!"

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

"Hello?...I recently ordered an Indian carpet, but I think you've sent me a Sicilian one!"

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Good gracious, NO! He would clash horribly with my Chintz three piece suite!'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'Notice how the couch contours to your body?'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.

"Your curtain samples are lovely, Mr. Barnes, but we're not that kind of interior."

'I'm sprucing up my office.'

"Can we get some better sconces in here, please?"

"I adore your place. Did you do it yourselves?"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Painting the Ceiling

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."