Design Admirer Gifts

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

'It's not ugly, it's French!'

'You've been drinking again.'

The Venn-Diagram buildings.

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Wow! Dig the legs on that chair!'

"Are you sure you followed the plan exactly?"

She had a thing about Tote bags.

Chinese Pagoda

Early Colour TV

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The World's Easiest Airport

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Artex cartoon

Early cave painters