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New Home

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The knights of the round accent table"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

Macho man body building club.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"You need a hobby."

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Painting and decorating

'Termites!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

"You rang?"

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'This place is so bright and airy compared to the cave I live in now!'

Evolving Door.

"I'm on Tinderhooks waiting to see what he's like."

Beware of Static Electricity

A businessman sits behind a desk with a nameplate on it that reads "The Definitive Arnold Prescott".

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

When bargain hunters crack.

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

Man sat on egg-timer toilet

Prison decorating

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

'Bathrooms. I'm returning it. It's too tight.'