Interior Decor Admirer Pillows

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

"The knights of the round accent table"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

Beware of Static Electricity

Painting the Ceiling

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Posh Easter Egg

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

King Madras

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We need to talk."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."