Door Manufacturer T-Shirts

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Emergency exit into Space

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Bring flag factories back to America.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Macho man body building club.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Tosca on the balcony

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

The Two Economies

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"You rang?"

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

The Great Out-doors

Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Quality Control