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'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

No Soliciting

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'How long did you try before calling?'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

Man with Sword in Penholder

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

Job Stress.

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Curiosity'

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

Visiting the Opera

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.