Desk Defenders T-Shirts

Insomniaction figures.

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

InOutYada Yada.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Office zombie.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Time to do it in!"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

Outbox.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Frustrated at the office.

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Job Security

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

Man with Sword in Penholder

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

He was forced to take early retirement.

Job Stress.

Menifee Madness