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Outbox.

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"Time to do it in!"

Office zombie.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Frustrated at the office.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Still Here

Man with Sword in Penholder

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Job Security

'I am an unhappy employee.'

Job Stress.

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."