Desk Defenders Mugs

In basket-case.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Overworked in the office

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

InOutYada Yada.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Time to do it in!"

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Office zombie.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Outbox.

Frustrated at the office.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Man with Sword in Penholder

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Job Security

He was forced to take early retirement.

Shredder.

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"