Desk Athletes Mugs

"Great. I see you've been practising at home."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

InOutYada Yada.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

The modern sheriff.

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

Working Vacation.

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

The Hidden World of Desks

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"It's his creative time."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

Man with Sword in Penholder

He was forced to take early retirement.

Happy Office

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

Job Stress.

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray