Desk Defender Mugs

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"Very impressive, but not quite the 'in-tray test' we had in mind."

'I am an unhappy employee.'

Cubicle Fever

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

Job Stress.

Man with Sword in Penholder

In basket-case.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Overworked in the office

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

InOutYada Yada.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"Time to do it in!"

Office zombie.

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Outbox.

Frustrated at the office.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Job Security