Door Manufacturer Gifts

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Emergency exit into Space

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Bring flag factories back to America.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Macho man body building club.

Tosca on the balcony

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

The Two Economies

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"You rang?"

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

The Great Out-doors

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

Quality Control

Business Hierarchy: Research and Development, Manufacturing Division, and Advertising and Promotion.