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Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

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It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"You rang?"

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'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

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Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

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'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

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'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

"Now I remember what I wanted to tell you. The safety stop on the garage door doesn't work anymore."

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'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

Next year we get her something besides field full of squirrels.

"Don't do it, kid. Think. Think."

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'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."