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Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

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Take You Home

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"You rang?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

The Great Out-doors

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

X-Ray toilets.

Trophy dog stick

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

"Don't do it, kid. Think. Think."

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.