Pet Door Perplexity T-Shirts

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Now how did she know?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Cookie Thief

Wanted dog! reward!

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Curiosity'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'