Pet Door Perplexity T-Shirts

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Barks in code.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Now how did she know?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Wanted dog! reward!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Cookie Thief

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

'Curiosity'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."