Installing A Dog Door T-Shirts

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog Bookends

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"It's their idea of cute."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Pyramid Dog House.

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

'Dude. Replace your divots.'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

"How much we talking for a deck?"

"You're up... You walk him."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

"Keep off grass. I'm talking to you, Bailey."

A man calls his dog on his cell to scold him for digging up the lawn.