Installing A Dog Door T-Shirts

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog Bookends

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"It's their idea of cute."

Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

"Now I remember what I wanted to tell you. The safety stop on the garage door doesn't work anymore."

Pyramid Dog House.

Dogs Leave Romantic Imprint in the Sand.

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

'Dude. Replace your divots.'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

"How much we talking for a deck?"

"You're up... You walk him."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

Asking To Be Robbed

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

"Keep off grass. I'm talking to you, Bailey."